Enjoy L**n Air
Pssst, ….. tahu kan maskapai yang dimaksud. Emang paling sering
kecelakaan dibanding maskapai yg lain, saking seringnya sampe muncul
joke
kayak gini:
L**N AIR
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of L**n Air.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta. Landing there is not guaranteed, but
we will end up somewhere in Central Java .And, if luck is in our
favor, we may even be landing on your village!
L**n Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
our passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to G*****a Indonesia, where
their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do
let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through
the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can’t find a
seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And,
for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to
your suitcase."
Enjoy L**N AIR !!
